After much begging and groveling, Nilda agreed to marry me
We snuck out last week to the court house and made it legal. So from now on, you will have to refer to my WIFE
(I'm still getting used to that), as 'Mrs. Poor Nilda'.
We understand that thousands of you will be upset that you could not shower us with lavish gifts or get drunk at a bachelor party, but we are simple folks that hate to write 'Thank You' notes
But I am too proud not to tell everyone I know how blessed I am. Those of you lucky enough to have met Nilda, know what I'm talking about. Thanks for being a part of our lives.
**Reserved for funny sign-off when I think of it)**