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Re: Social Distancing
« Reply #30 on: June 08, 2020, 09:21:18 PM »
This thread seems like the best place to apologize my anti social distancing.
I will keep the details for a campfire, but I will offer up a poll for any guesses that you might have.

1.  Crashed the X, and too embarrassed to tell anyone.

2.  Arrested  on a weapons, alcohol, indecent exposure, milf porn, or smuggling charge.  Circle two.

3. Corona virus

4.  Sex change

5.  Joined a monastery

6.  Joined a convent   Note: See # 4.

7.  Alien abduction with or without probing

Thanks for playing.   

I have been doing some fishing and just bought a Kayak.  Let the good times roll.
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Re: Social Distancing
« Reply #31 on: June 08, 2020, 11:30:35 PM »
This thread seems like the best place to apologize my anti social distancing.
I will keep the details for a campfire, but I will offer up a poll for any guesses that you might have.

1.  Crashed the X, and too embarrassed to tell anyone.

2.  Arrested  on a weapons, alcohol, indecent exposure, milf porn, or smuggling charge.  Circle two.

3. Corona virus

4.  Sex change

5.  Joined a monastery

6.  Joined a convent   Note: See # 4.

7.  Alien abduction with or without probing

Thanks for playing.   

I have been doing some fishing and just bought a Kayak.  Let the good times roll.

I'm Saying 2 & 7 (without probing ) >:D
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Re: Social Distancing
« Reply #32 on: June 09, 2020, 12:35:03 AM »
This thread seems like the best place to apologize my anti social distancing.
I will keep the details for a campfire, but I will offer up a poll for any guesses that you might have.

1.  Crashed the X, and too embarrassed to tell anyone.

2.  Arrested  on a weapons, alcohol, indecent exposure, milf porn, or smuggling charge.  Circle two.

3. Corona virus

4.  Sex change

5.  Joined a monastery

6.  Joined a convent   Note: See # 4.

7.  Alien abduction with or without probing

Thanks for playing.   

I have been doing some fishing and just bought a Kayak.  Let the good times roll.

 So wait what, you crashed the X after being freed from the aliens post sex change which led to the public indecency charge. Since clemency was shown you had to join a monastery but they quarantined you out to the pond in front of your house in your kayak in efforts to stop you spreading the Covid. See what happens when you go unsupervised for longer than a day. Don't get me going about the time in the 7th grade when you thought it would be funny to try and join a convent by jumping over the wall at midnight.
« Last Edit: June 09, 2020, 12:37:45 AM by Celt »
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Re: Social Distancing
« Reply #33 on: June 09, 2020, 08:55:11 AM »
I'm Saying 2 & 7 (without probing ) >:D

Which "two" are you circling for #2? I'll go with Milf Porn, and Indecent Exposure.


But on a serious note - I hope everything is OK Randy, and that it's not #1 (crashed the X).

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Re: Social Distancing
« Reply #34 on: June 09, 2020, 11:37:31 PM »
Which "two" are you circling for #2? I'll go with Milf Porn, and Indecent Exposure.


But on a serious note - I hope everything is OK Randy, and that it's not #1 (crashed the X).
I thought all of 2
I can see Randy sitting there with a PBR
 An assault riffle in one hand and his Willy in the other while watching MILF porn with Immigrants
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Re: Social Distancing
« Reply #35 on: June 12, 2020, 10:58:29 AM »
Thanks for all the love guys.
No Joe, the X is running better than ever.
With all this heat, I think we need a beach or lake run. (see how I'm working my kayak and bass rod into the plan) ::)
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Re: Social Distancing
« Reply #36 on: June 12, 2020, 11:27:54 AM »
Thanks for all the love guys.
No Joe, the X is running better than ever.
With all this heat, I think we need a beach or lake run. (see how I'm working my kayak and bass rod into the plan) ::)

 Are you saying you want me to tell you to go jump in a lake?
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Re: Social Distancing
« Reply #37 on: June 12, 2020, 11:33:30 AM »
I'm going with 2...and betting either a visit or letter from the good ole' ATF.
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Re: Social Distancing
« Reply #38 on: July 15, 2020, 11:41:19 AM »
This thread seems like the best place to apologize my anti social distancing.
I will keep the details for a campfire, but I will offer up a poll for any guesses that you might have.

1.  Crashed the X, and too embarrassed to tell anyone.

2.  Arrested  on a weapons, alcohol, indecent exposure, milf porn, or smuggling charge.  Circle two.

3. Corona virus

4.  Sex change

5.  Joined a monastery

6.  Joined a convent   Note: See # 4.

7.  Alien abduction with or without probing

Thanks for playing.   

I have been doing some fishing and just bought a Kayak.  Let the good times roll.
SOOOO ?????
we never got an answer?? :o
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Re: Social Distancing
« Reply #39 on: July 15, 2020, 03:51:30 PM »
. . .  a visit or letter from the good ole' ATF.

Yeah, you don't want that.  If we ever get together in person again you can ask me how I know . . . after you get done laughing (politely) at what I'm currently driving.