Holy cow John, nothing gets by you! I watched the video three times before I heard anus.
And now that this thread is completely jacked, let me just add that I'm not sure that I like you guys being funnier than me now 
And I would like to thank the rest of the not-a-club members for having the good taste to remain silent with respect for my position 
Look at your
Mr. Technology...you made
yellow letters!So proud of you, finally growing up and breaking the bonds of
Word Perfect...brings a tear to my eye...
